Top 10 Reasons Starbuck's Is A Microcosm of America
10. They came, they saw, they conquered.
9. For the cost of 20 lbs. of coffee, you can get (1) "tall" nonfat latte.
8. Venti is italian for "too big for human consumption."
7. They work for the weekend, and then work some more.
6. They rely on men in uniform to get the job done.
5. They use holidays to promote economic growth.
4. Their favorite game is Monopoly.
3. They're not afraid of the whip.
2. The only homegrown item in the store is the barista's beard.
1. Wherever you go, there they are.
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